Yes, today is turkey day. Thus begins the battle of Turkey vs Turduckin. And my new point which I will be adament on. Turky Pwnz Turduckin. Those who eat Turduckin are pigs who will be burnt in the fires for all eternity.

Discuss.

Turkey:

Turduckin:

Ewrgh.

You can't compare a perfectly cooked turkey with a raw turduckin though.

If you're gonna discuss this, at least use arguments that aren't so obviously fellatious.

(Wait, what?)

Kotenku Ewrgh.

You can't compare a perfectly cooked turkey with a raw turduckin though.

If you're gonna discuss this, at least use arguments that aren't so obviously fellatious.

(Wait, what?)

Hmph. Turduckin sympathizer. Your as bad as the Turduckin's themselfs.

Erm whats the difrence between a Turkey and a Turduckin?

Turkey = Turkey

Turducken = Turkey + Duck + Chicken

Well why not have both?

Turkey! Historically Squanto taught pilgrims to eat Turkey not Vile Turduckin. Turkey is natrual Turduckin is evil and unatrual!

You disgrace thanksgiving by eating turduckin

Well im not amarican so i think i shall settle for a nice suculant pig roasted slowly over a split with an apple in its mouth *Drools*