[This single flyer is placed by the door of the old Seeker Headquarters] Join the Seekers on our expeditions to find the surface!* We haven't made any progress so far, but we continue to look busy!

*Note: We are not responsible for - falling into pits - being eaten by monsters - re-enslavement by drow, beholders, mind flayers, duergar, hook horrors, ettercaps, giants, kuo-toa, goblins, kobolds, orcs, orogs, ogres, trolls, aboleths, demons, devils, minotaurs, humans, gnolls, flinds, gnomes, troglodytes, sauhuagin, lizardfolk, dragons, halfbreeds of any kind, etc.

Who are we? We're the Seekers. We were kicked out of Upper because of our meddling ways, and now that we're in Lower we can meddle where bullies like the Watch and the Spelltyrants can't stop us.

What do we do? That's a good question! We say we're looking for the surface, but we haven't found it yet. In fact, we spend most of our time hanging around town, sneaking about, spying on people and such. Since we're so secretive, no one really knows what we do. And since we answer to no one, we can take our sweet time. Also, the reason we sneak around is because each one of us gets a really cool enchanted uniform. If anyone actually saw us, they might be tempted to mug us for our fancy equipment. Thankfully, we live in Lower among people who are too dumb and weak to realize that. You saps know your place, and that's why we can do whatever we want.

The Seekers - Celebrating 150 years of wandering aimlessly, meddling in other people's business, assassinating the opposition, and taking your money! We shall never give up--it's too easy!