[In what almost looks to be a child's picture book]

A tale of Shadow and Triumph, By Azal Vrask

Once there was an Ogre named Glorbor.

He was the greatest rogue ever to graduate from the Bandit Camp rogue academy.

Of unmatched skill and speed, He now serves loyally at the Pissing Crone.

Stop by, buy him a drink, and perhaps he'll weave you a yarn of his glorious skills and past adventures.