Who in the Nine Hells do you think you are, making insulting sendings besmirching our staff? I am an incredibly busy man, and cannot always respond to every generic silly letter I receive. Perhaps next time you could make an effort to actually meet with the various temple staff members you seek information from, and show some piety to their respective faiths.
-Frank Dederich, Headmaster of the School of War, Busy Attempting to Rebuild the Shrine of War