*scrawled in nearly illedgible print and stuck to the door by some unidenified mucoid substance*
Helloz, Mes Ike. Mes wanna go home to da forteen babes and five wifes me has. Deys not like it when Ike away long, and mes be aways long time nows. Dem stoopid drows!
Ike hears dat da seekers gonna find ways out.. Ike wanna be da first in line to goes so mes help, okies?
*signed with a large cross*