Ugh. I was transferring about 1gb of graphics across my lan (17 new avvys for various forums, and animated phenotype for work, and a few movies), and.... my router died.... meaning, at work tommarrow, Ill look like this weekend I didn't do anything. Crap... Ive tried everything to fix the router, including installing a linux base on it, and i cant get it working..... Im so doomed.

So, anyone have any *good* ideas to appease my boss?

Tootsie-roll pops.

Tell him there is a bomb threat, he will instantly drop everything and be paranoid all day.

Wear stockings and high heels, then kiss him tenderly.

All good ideas. Ill attach tootsie rolls to a fake bomb and run around screaming while cross dressed. That has to work.

Get a new job.

Sacrifice a passing Bison to him.

Buy a new router?

LTS, we want your old avatar back.

Yes, LTS, I absolutely hate that one because it doesn't represent you at all. It's boring, boring, boring. Change it.

/hijack

Do you still have the files? If so just put them on your Ipod and bring them to work. If not, just tell the truth and get cracking on some of the more important things that will be needed.

<hijack continued>

What is that even meant to be, anyway?

It's just a colourful circle.

*starts a petition for LTS's old avy back*

Is it... can it be.... Homer Simpsons ass, looking at it through a hole in the wall?

<_<

Maybe it's some kind of eye...

You don't want to know what I thought it was.

Back on the original topic,

Tell him that you couldn't finish because of an impending invasion of Chosen.

If he doesn't get it, form a nonsense word sentence, stare at him expectantly, then storm out when he doesn't respond.