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Dapper Derbies, Lower Building [DM]

A sealed letter is slipped under the door of the building, very near to where the three Dapper Derbies gang members loiter in the dark corner of a Lower alleyway. When opened it reads...

To the Dapper Prophet,

I was hoping to speak with the Old Hand who runs your mob. We need to arrange a trade agreement for goods and services already rendered to you and yours. You are in our estate. The rent is due.

Leave a reply for me and mine at the Crone.

- Caiphus Ubel

The following letter is returned on a pink parchment:

Spellguard bad! Pard also bad! Oranges are sweet Eww Pissing Crone! Surface grass Poppisnockins Sky Evil sky Even more evil sky! We like rainbows Purty We are butterflies!

Sincerely, Dapper Derbies!