All thieves, burglars, robbers and smugglers are welcome to join The Guild Of Thievery. All who are interested put their initials on this note and i will watch you to see if you are good enough.

M

S

Seeing as this clearly cannot end well for me if I don't address the situation, I'm going to go ahead and say that if anybody signs with the letter K I promise to flay your skin and choke you to death with it.

Love, -K

- K

Better start rubbing butter on your skin boy.

Love, -K

(written in dark coal and slightly smudged)

D.S.