Angelic Arianna,

It was only by chance that I glanced upon your beauty two days past, and I was enthralled. Tymora truly blessed me that day; I hope you don't take such a congratulation of your beauty as bad taste, but I could stay my writing hand no longer.

I hope this letter finds you just as beautiful as our last meeting.

From a smitten heart,

Cedric Mason

Seeker Mason,

You were terrible to me, so I suppose I am to take all of your comments in this letter as being meant to be acidic and hurtful. I am going to be busy for the next many days trying to get a few more of our Animatrons operational before the Formians and their Master come to level our city like they did Ssal'tesh, and so if you want to speak with me, I hope it is about something constructive.

If you are just writing this to be a jerk, then shame on you.

Hesitantly, Agent Arianna G Westerling