Sir Penrose,

One of the new Watch Privates, Henderson J. Tubbs, seems somewhat sad that there are not more larger ladies around Sanctuary for him to court. While I do not understand his fascination with women who seem to have an inordinate talent for eating, I thought you might be able to help him connect with with such ladies view your paper. You also might be interested to know that there seems to be quite the romance developing between Alyssara Nil'vara and Jaden Sarkish; furtive whispers and secretive glances abound between them.

~The Crimson Rose~