Mrs. Oona,

If I may kindly direct your attention to the notice which has been tacked up on the sign at the border of your home, Mycopolis (that is, I assume it to be your home). There is a request for interested Mycopoleans to engage in a trade opportunity involving fungi and various flora of the nearby and distant Underdark regions. The exact details of the trade are to be spoken of in person, due to the awkward inconveniences of discussion through letter. I am uncertain as to if you should be such an interested Mycopolean. If you are not, I would be immensely grateful to you if you directed me to, or mentioned the name of one such Mycopolean. If you are, then please send me missive informing me so. This business is not of criminal nature, nor should it be harmful to the natural state of the Underdark. I implore you to respond to me, Mr. Clarke, at the Pissing Crone tavern.