Here's all the promises in an easy to read format, for all you undecided voters out there.

-I promise to keep my beliefs and religion away from your laws.

-I promise to act based on the views of the public.

-I promise to act quickly on all matters given to the Council.

-I promise to congratulate Candidate Tasinth on calling Saevel Elfstroker a drunk. That was hilarious.

-I promise to kiss at least one baby before this campaign is over. Somebody keep an eye out for Porki Thule before he tries something more amorous to one-up me.

I am not a candidate with anything to gain by running or being in office, so vote for me. Vote for K.

I am seriously working on that flying rocks thing. Give me time.