Edit: erp!

A note is attached to the door of the Red Skull Temple. Written in a wild, almost child-ish hand writing, the note reads:

You think you know what Hell is? You think this is Hell? You foolish idiots. You don't realize the Paradise you are in!

[Over the note is drawn] We welcome everyone!

//BTW, crazy stuff like this would have to be done IG. Shooting bolts at doors and claiming to be unseen, etc.