[This short inquiry is tacked to one of the crude signs at the entrance of Mycopolis.]

Enterprising Mycopoleans who are willing to partake in a small trading opportunity (which should not be harmful nor dangerous to your habitat) are requested humbly to leave word for or find Mr. Clarke at the Pissing Crone.

[This short inquiry is maintained to be in clear view of any who exit Mycopolis into Lower.]