[this letter is given to Baron Matterheim's Nurses with the instruction that they read the letter to him so that he understands the contents. Sparklegem gives them a hundred gold in exchange for the favor]

Heroic Baron,

Hello! This is a loyal defender of gnomekind speaking. Did you ever know that you're a hero of all of us aspiring gnomish crusaders in Sanctuary? Anyways, I need your help, sir!

You may know me from my recent exposes on the relationship between Etorix and Commander Simms of the Spellguard, or my explosive revelations about Watch-kobold sympathies, or even my crusades against the Urdlenite gnomes! Anyways, I'm trying to follow your legacy, noble sir. I want to serve on the Council, and represent all of gnomekind.

If you aren't too busy, I'd love to talk with you sometime! Your endorsement would mean alot to an aspiring gnome crusader like myself.

- Master Illusionist Sparklegem

P.S. Those nurses were a great choice!