Hi everybody, this is your next Councillor, K. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised to find my name actually on the ballot this year, so feel free to exercise your pent-up frustration at the authority of your choice by voting for me; I'm like against all of them.

Anyhoo, I've decided to try something very special with you all. We're going to start a rumour that Porki Thule, the dwarf, is infact half-Fly. That's right, his eyes are multi-faceted like a depressingly-grotesque jewel, and his six legs allow him greater mobility when escaping large predators. His beard can turn into wings, and from underneath it grows a large, sticky probiscus. That's like a mouth on a stick. I know, I had to look it up too.

So, I'd like your help. Do what you can to spread this rumour, and we'll have a good time doing it.

Notices with my campaign details and information to be coming soon.

~K