*A collection of little paper notes are available near the Last Stand collected in a poster proclaiming "Free Fortunes. Take One." whose bottom half is folded up like a little bag. Each note has a different message on it.*

Porki Thule eats our entire stock of fresh mushrooms.

Councillor Porki Thule outlaws book without a 3:1 Picture:Word ratio.

Councillor K defeats 20 Minotaurs with an oatmeal spoon and a Vile Industries pamphlet.

Porki Thule smacks K in the face; hand immediately leaps off his wrist and smacks him back, siding with K.

Sheriff Azzam grows a mustache.

You will vote for K, and 5 seconds later, twenty gold pieces will appear in your hand. Then Porki Thule [Part 1 of 2: Collect 'em all!]

will suck them out of your hand with his slimy elongated maw and scribble away along the ground. [Part 2 of 2: Collect 'em all!]