Loyal citizens of Old Sanctuary,

It's that time again. Time to not re-elect Porki Thule in the emergency elections. I know, it sounds easy, but some people still have a bit of a problem with it. What can you do instead? Here's some helpful tips!

-Vote for K.

-Not vote.

-Vote for Porki Thule, and several minutes later wander out into the streets in a daze, your head buzzing with a strange sensation as you reach up and grab hold, only to realize your hair is coming off. You stumble towards the quick way into Lower, and without even knowing it, step right out to your doom, plummeting down to a grisly doom. That's two dooms in a row; unlucky, son. In your last moments, you reflect on the sudden bout of Insanity-Plague that made you place that vote.

Hopefully one of those suits you best, and it's totally up to you which you choose. Anyhow, the first option is the best, so that's got my personal recommendation.

~K