Those entering the Last Stand over the next few days may have the opportunity to witness the great Bard, Kristo performing his latest poem.

Alabaster Rubyglow Is his skin white? Nobody know As that gnome wear his helmet awfully tight.

Quick to judge Short to speak. The truth he does fudge Possibly to quiet the meek.

Twice we've met And he's so unfriendly. Mr. Rubyglow please don't fret Just sit back and enjoy this medley.

Not sure why he dislike Kristo Just because we may disagree. We both fight evil with much gusto Maybe someday he like me.

Oh well I've taken enough of your time, Should you meet this Alabaster Be sure to walk the line Else you and yours might meet with disaster.

Though short and angry he may be He travels with fellows he can boss around. They form quite a motley company And a less friendly group can't be found.

Just remember you heard it from me And if so inclined please leave me a tip. I can't keep doing this performances for free As I need to buy supplies for my next trip.

Kristo continues to perform at the Last Stand...

I fight with sword and shield in hand For purpose or exploration I'd join almost any band.

Who am I? Who am I? Take a guess Don't be shy.

I can be seen with Kristo fighting outsiders Or maybe just setting straight Some deranged pig farmers

Who am I? Who am I? Take a guess Don't be shy.

I am dressed in red around Sanctuary Not a Stoutheart I am far more scary.

Who am I? Who am I? Take a guess Don't be shy.

In my smiling skull helm I stand straight and tall I fear Kristo would steal it Should ever I fall.

Who am I? Who am I? Take a guess Don't be shy.

Very well, I won't stay anonymous Its not easy to rhyme with... Thelonius.

Performing once again at the Last Stand the Great Kristo, reknowned Bard of Sanctuary... The Spellguard asked me to help kill some clowns. Now I wouldn't go if I was you But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

We left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door, Though I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. Now I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

Agent Blake arrived and we went through the gate. It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

But we had left the Town Hall to wait by the door, Though I wasn't sure I wanted to go anymore

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

One of the clowns quickly stabbed me with a knife. I should have known then that soon I'd be running for my life.

But Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. Though I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard asked me to help kill some clowns. Now I wouldn't go if I was you But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

We fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

We entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

There I was my legs in full motion. Thank the Gods for Lord Bunge and his invisibilty potion.

We had entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

Only me and one other had survived intact. And although it was scary we had to go back.

There I was my legs in full motion. Thank the Gods for Lord Bunge and his invisibilty potion.

We had entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

We healed ourselves determined to bring our comrades back from the brink. So quick as a wink, we downed another round of the Kobold Hide Drink.

Though only me and one other had survived intact. It was going to be scary but we had to go back.

There I was my legs in full motion. Thank the Gods for Lord Bunge and his invisibilty potion.

We had entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

We when arrived back to the scene it was clear none could fight... They could only bleed. Once again invisible did we still run. Upon healing at the gate we lost us one, But the rest wanted to return and finish the deed.

We had healed ourselves determined to bring our comrades back from the brink. And as quick as a wink, we downed another round of the Kobold Hide Drink.

Though only me and one other had survived intact. It was going to be scary but we had to go back.

There I was my legs in full motion. Thank the Gods for Lord Bunge and his invisibilty potion.

We had entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do. ---

Finally, after killing one very large clown, The group agreed we could return to Town.

We when arrived back to the scene it was clear none could fight... they could only bleed. Once again invisible did we still run. Upon healing at the gate we lost us one, But the rest wanted to return and finish the deed.

We had healed ourselves determined to bring our comrades back from the brink. And as quick as a wink, we downed another round of the Kobold Hide Drink.

Though only me and one other had survived intact. It was going to be scary but we had to go back.

There I was my legs in full motion. Thank the Gods for Lord Bunge and his invisibilty potion.

We had entered the tent to finish the clowns. Instead the result...most of our party was down.

We had fought our way until reaching the big top. Although I asked, no one was willing to stop.

But one of the clowns had stabbed me with a knife. I knew then soon I'd be running for my life.

Agent Blake had arrived and we had gone through the gate, It may have been a mistake to go through that gate.

We had left the Town Hall to wait by a lightning door. I wasn't so sure I wanted to go anymore.

But the Spellguard had asked me to help kill some clowns. And I wouldn't go if I was you, But I'm a Bard and that's what we do.

Those who have come or gone from the Last Stand in the last day may have seen the great Hin bard, Kristo performing one of his poems:

Grog the half-orc went into the mine For what was to be a splendid time. With his trusty companion Kristo in tow He went looking for gnolls to lay them low.

Wearing a spiked helmet that hurts to the touch Grog's strength in battle is simply too much. With Kristo there to observe every move After a few dead gnolls Grog had found his groove.

When all was done he collected his treasure Killing gnolls is what Grog does for pleasure. He knocks them down, then takes their stuff The Underdark's a place for only the tough.

Dead gnolls, dead gnolls all bloody and gory Sure there were others with Grog But this ain't their story.

Kristo continues to perform at The Last Stand...

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

Seeing her like seeing the bright blue sky.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

Just one look and men start to tingle between their thighs.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

Melts men with a smile and the twinkle in her eye.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

If I was only Human how it makes me cry.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

If I was you I'd give it a try.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

But alas I can't even look her in the eye.

Verisa Fireheart oh me, oh my.

When you do see her tell her Kristo says "Hi."

That Verisa Fireheart oh me......oh my.