Merchant,

It has come to my knowledge that you possess one or more suits of our chainmail armor. This is property of the Temple of Tyr, and is a symbol of devotion and selfless duty. Selling this as a common ware is an insult to the Greycloaks, and quite unappreciated.

I would ask this equipment came to be in your possession. Further, I do respectfully request that this and any other Temple property you receive be turned over to one of my men at your earliest convenience for compensation equal to that of the production costs of each.

Sir Geoffrey Wellington Warden of New Dunwarren

Dear sir we at Vile Industries understand your complaint and it will be notified by our complaint department at this very moment, We are Vile Industries thanks you for your business.

Please give us a few days to respond in feedback Senore.

Hans

Master Hans,

We made no complaint. The Greycloaks do formally request the return of our property, and will pay you the production costs of the suit or suits of chain you possess. Our smith informs me that this cost is 170 coin, which we will gladly provide to you for your troubles.

We would like to know how you came to possess this, and are expecting a forthright response. Failure to do so would indicate that this item was illegally gained, which understandably may change our position on this matter.

Warden Wellington

Dear Geoffrey Wellington,

Vile Industries appreciates your letter. We have considered your request for all of two seconds, and have decided that it isn't worth a mouldy lederhosen for the following compelling reasons:

- We have a strict policy of confidence with our customers. We are unable to divulge any details of the transaction for you, for whatever reason - For our indiscriminate sale of wares, New Dunwarren has us forbidden from the hill, upon pain of death. We cannot do business there - The listed price is 400 gold, you silly twat

Dr Profidious Vile, Proprietor of Vile Industries