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Posted at the Entrance to Lower

Hearken, brothers and sisters enslaved by the pointless feuds and politics of this splintered town.

The Shrine of Ascension is now open to all.

Long have we hidden, working out of sight of those who would wish us enslaved under their rule.

Long have we sought to finish the work of the Ascended One.

Long have tyrants stood in our way.

No more!

Come, join us in our search; for there is hope, and the Ascension is near.

Soon, we will escape this pit of corruption and slavery, lorded over by institutions that should never have been.

Soon, we will be amongst our friends and families on the surface, under the sunkissed skies, with soft grass beneath our feet.

Soon, freedom shall be Ours to take!

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[The tastiness of mentos is preserved]