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<Hook_Swords> I went shooting on sunday morning <Hook_Swords> long bow <alstromeria> what did you shoot? <Hook_Swords> arrows <alstromeria> XD <Hook_Swords> do you mean target? <alstromeria> yeah. Target? Small, defenseless animal? Small, rabid animal? Endangered species? Apples off Sed's head? <Hook_Swords> Paper plates on hay bales. Natures most fearsome predator <alstromeria> I'm 'fraid. <Hook_Swords> dont fool yourself, they will kill you and everyone you hold dear <alstromeria> I'm not fooled. The same holds true for xeroxed bullseyes on legal sized paper. <Hook_Swords> I drew stuff on the plates, to make it more fun <alstromeria> :) like what? <Hook_Swords> targets, hearts, faces, babies, skulls, fetuses, sheep <alstromeria> sounds like entertainment that's rated E

Hookswords attempts to aid Musachi in dimantling an old TV

<Hook_Swords> bolts? rivets? <Musachi> They can be unscrewed, but it'd be almost impossible. <Musachi> It's old, and there's considerable corrosion. <Hook_Swords> do you have any Coke? <Musachi> Yep. <Musachi> I can't even begin to imagine what you're going to ask me to do with it. <Hook_Swords> put some on and around the screws, it will eat at the rust and shit keping you from your goal <Musachi> "Get a kiddie pool..." <Hook_Swords> rofl

The "get a kiddie pool" had me laughin for awhile

[17:27] <josibreakfast> I used to grow my own lamb. [17:27] <RealityDevoid> Then you forgot to water it and it died?