My name is Quadra Pirillithis, and I am writing to offer my services as a Nurse or Orderly. With due consideration given to my lack of general medical experience, I believe I would be best suited as an Orderly. If Nurses are in short supply, however, I do have confidence enough in my previous medical studies to take the position.

I have much previous experience as a live-in maid for an enclave of mind flayers. In short, I am more than capable of scrubbing floors, dusting various equipment without upsetting it, and moving limp and unresponsive bodies. I also have a natural aptitude for changing bandages (don't ask) and a certain degree of physical empathy that would allow me to better attend any patients I would be required to visit.

I am particularly well versed in matters of melee combat, chiefly defensive and evasive, which would allow me to properly guard the medical staff in the event of an emergency or unruly kobold invasion. I'm not certain how often things like that would come up in a regular medical facility, but this is a dank and spooky cave and if you need such services then I'm quite available.

If any of my services interest you, I have the time for an interview between 4pm and 12pm ( GMT -8 ) any time this week, including this very day if you receive this letter soon enough. Regardless, I wish you the best of luck in finding a chief medical staff.

-Quadra :)

P.S. I am also a stern believer in the healing remedy of Mass Milk Treatment, or MMT, to reduce the amount of time a common cold or flu stays in the body. Feel free to use that if you'd like.