scribbled in a fine hand, with a watermark reading "From the Desk of the Face of Ledskir", and a gaudy seal on the bottom.

Lovely Ladies of Sanctuary. I am currently seeking a Secretary to deal with not only dictation of letters, but also the other "Services" that one can expect from the glamorous position of Secretary. Generous pay offered, More for Experience, diligence of work, and attractiveness. Inquiries directed towards the Gambling Hall.