Dear Mr Gurtog, As a very modest purveyor of magical weaponry I have a couple of items that may meet your need - a nice big axe and a nice big club. Both would make a satisfying squelch as they connect with the soft parts of your enemies. I am happy to drop by the Crone at your convenience, or I can usually be contacted at the Last Stand.
*An elegant (if a tad wobbly) signature*
Your servant Leb Goodheart PS they are both quite big