*A single piece of ratty parchment is impaled by a dagger into a board in Upper by an angry, surly looking dwarf*
I NEED A WEAPON! BIG ONE!
-Gurtog, at the pisser
Parchment nailed up to a board in Upper
A passing drunk beggar vomits over the lower half of the note, smudging the name to read 'Gurthog'. The stench brings a new level of attention to the notice.