I am wondering if you have anything shiny for me to woo some fine lass of mine, (hesitant pin strokes)If you want me to come in person to ask for advice, I would be more than happy to. I just need some advice, I am kinda new at this!

Frum Janglefielf, respond to pissing Crone.

Mr. Janglefielf,

I guarantee you that any of my ware will be more than satisfactory to woo any fine lass of yours. Our rule of thumb here is that the more expensive the piece, the more of a presence one will make. Take a look at our selection, and be sure to bring a sizable coinpurse.

Enjoy, -Rhalix Ghail