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Letter to Porki left at the bottom of the staircase

You lost. You lost because of me. I made you lose. You're a loser and you'll never be Councilor. Next election, I'll make you lose again, if you're not dead by then. Give it up and kill yourself. Nobody likes you and your beard is really more like a goatee anyways.

XOXOXO,

*the letter is left to be shat on by passing chosen*