K I'd like to publically thank those of you who didn't vote for Porki Thule. I swear, if I could give each of you a hug, I would.

I'd also like to congratulate Alderec of Yhaunn who is not Porki Thule. He's practically family to me now.

I'm not a councilor, but unlike Porki Thule, I'm not going to force myself on you. I think I'll take a vacation.

I'm pretty disappointed that you didn't elect me Queen, but I guess I forgot to mention that you were supposed to. That's my fault.

May Moradin stop sending Porky Fools to try to probe our dark places.

Porki Thule is Confidant of Choirboys, Founder, Elder & WarChief of Clan Hairypalms, Rolling down the stairs like some bizarre semi-sentient cube of fat, Chief Asspelunker