[Spread through out upper and lower, seemingly appearing out of thin air]
LADIES OF SANCTUARY,
Do you find yourself alone and scared here in the dark?
Lost in the abyss of the darkness, Without a friend in the world?
Let Lower's Most eligible Bachelor be your guide to finding love in the underdark!
[An artfilly rendered image of a strangely attractive duergar in a clearly expensive suit, well groomed, with a pearly grin]
A fund raiser for "The Beacon", Lower's Premiere aid giving organization to the downtrodden of Lower's starving and poor, Is being run by Ghrn Hahmntk of the "Hahmntk Art Galleria", with soon to be branches in both Upper and Lower.
A friend to the people of Lower, Ghrn has long thought of a way to help mend the many issues of poverty and loss.
[The image of the same attractive duergar is once again artfully drawn, clearly in a state of deep thought]
For this fund raising event, Through out the next Four days (Beginning Saturday), There will be four auctions held at a place yet determined.
For the right price, Ladies, You can lend aid to the poor and desolate people of lower, as well as spend an evening with this-
[A rather...Crude looking image, albeit still artful, shows the same Duergar bending over, clearly exposing his chiseled hind-quarters through his designer pants]
Should you win the auction, You'll find yourself in a wide variety of settings of your choice, be it a simple meal out on the town with Lower's most eligible in the Last Stand of Upper, or A fine evening of Dancing and Drinking in Lower's Esteemed "Pissing Crone", Or a rendezvous of your choosing!
[The duergar is shown in a very artistic setting, On a scale of artistic beauty not expected to be seen on a common flyer. His clothes looking sharper than ever, his beard finely groomed, and a heart warming grin on his face]
Help the poor, the weak, the starving, And spend an evening with Lower's adopted son, Ghrn Hahmntk. All expenses paid, Any discussion topic or activity, All for a good cause.
Four lucky ladies will have the joy of aiding the poor, and enjoying the company of a noble man with his heart, business, and life in Lower, dedicated to improving it through Artistic goods and jobs for the poor.
[The final image of the duergar shows him sitting on a stone bench, legs folded, one hand in the pocket of his stylish vest, the other patting on the bench next to him as he stares forward, his eyes glittering on the page, inquiring if any women would join him]
