This is a hilarious game I played on another website, basically the starter comes up with a question, and you come up with which one you prefer, and then the fellow comes up with two items and the next fellow comes up with two objects in mind....example
((Cats or dogs?))
((Cats, They are nicer, ))
((Machine washer or Drying machine?)) And so on,
Boredom or excitement?
I don't get it.
Boredom, because it gives you a chance to lighten my day!
Hot or Cold?
Cold.
I'll leave being hot to college girls like wcsherry.
Black or White?
White. It reflects sunlight better and keeps you cool.
Helicopter or plane?
Oh, I get it now.
Err.
Helicopter because... uh. Because they're cool. I mean, look at this:
That's just manly. It's awesome.
Now for something trickier-
Thomas or Dr. Dragon?
Thomas.
Sewertown or Spellguard?
Trick question, they're the same thing.
Evcation spells or enchantment spells?
Evocation spells, so I can kick your ass.
Metroid or Halo?
Metroid's main character has a real name. And is female, which means I get to fantazise about her while playing! I can do that with Halo too, but that gets odd.
Scott Adams or Douglas Adams?
Scott Adams cause his name starts and ends in an "S".
DragonForce or Billy Joel?
DragonForce.
Good or Evil
Evil, 'cause I like my girls naughty.
Half empty or half full?
Both, because I really don't care - I measure my beer in litres anyway, not in philosophical terms.
Sniper Rifle or Battle Tank?
Tank, I can destroy things better
Druids or clerics.
Druids, because it's all natural.
Automatic or Manual? Also, Douglas Addams rocks.
Automatic, less work.
Up or down?
Manual, because all the cool kids do.
Biscuits or crumpets?
[OVERRIDE SKILLFOCUS' POST]
Biscuits, because I dunno wtf a crumpet is.
Charge or flee?
Charge up a slope, to solve two queries.
Blue or Yellow?
Yellow. More exuberant.
Fruit of Vegetables.
Vegetables, they are fresh.
goblin or kobold?
Kobold! They can be just like a pet iguana!
Silver or Gold?
Silver, to smite the lycanthrope.
Lemur or Panda?
Panda cause everything is made in china.
June or July?
June. Less hot, heat = bad.
Firefox or Safari?
Safari. I like elephants.
Asleep or awake?
Asleep, you can do anything you want to them.
Jeremy Irons or Liam Neeson?
Liam Neeson
Ian Fleming or John le Carre?
Ian Fleming
Nwn or Paper/Pencil D&D?
Please pnp.nothing compares.
Crunch or munch?
Munch, number munchers *reminises*
Strength or Dex
Dex, Str is for mindless goons
Adamantine or Mithril?
Mithril. Elven and Dwarven metalwork rules!
40-level Druid or 5-Druid/35 Shifter?
40 Druid. Don't most prestige classes cap at 30 anyway?
Adolescent or adult?
Adolescent, cause I am one two,
Howland or Sternhund?
Sternhund. Howland's just a cover, because in reality I am (and have been) the ultimate ruler of EFU.
The secret's out.
Logitech or Speedstick?
They're the same guy.
Buxom human lass, or buxom elven lass?
[OVERRIDES STERNHUND'S POST.]
Buxom human lass. Where the heck are you from?
Cheese or Bread?
Bread, because I hate lamers.
Upper or Lower?
Upper. Canzah doesn't hurt me. :(
Crone or Beacon.
Crone. Not enough filth at the Beacon. Yet.
Bhast or Tyrell?
All Hail Bhast!
Watch or Spellguard?
Watch, because the Spellguard are puffs.
L33tsp33ch or "Forsooth! Thou hast insulted mine honor!"?
Verily, thou art a knave undeserving of the rude wind that blows in your face!
Bane or Torm?
Bane - it's so much easier to ridicule him than Torm.
Shakespeare or Rap?
Shakespeare of course. Rap is the one musical style with a silent c.
Game Over.
Indeed. Now to defrost my fridge.
Halfbrood or Den?
I liked Den as town in Fallout2. I'd never enter anything named Halfbrood.
Lag or griefer?
You can get with this... or you can get with that
You can get with *this*.... or you can get with that
You should get with this cause this is where its at
/engineenginenumber9onthenewyorktransitline
Griefers, because they scream so delightfully.
Law or Chaos?
Chaos, law is too hard to follow through the comyr campaign
Php dynamic webpages or Plain Dhtml?
plain Dhtml because its shorter.
Bugbear or orc?
Bugbear. They are so cuddly.
Edit - Bugbear. The british fellow who coined this word came home late one night in 1572 from a party his wife didn't know about. She furiously asks him where he was, and he replies lethargically in his drunken stupor: "I was being chased. Through the woods. By a bug bear. It was horrible. He ate my hat."
Loosy or goosy?
Loosy. Goosy is the lamest word in the world, and loosy is the hottest-loosy.
Hank Hill or Dale Gribble? (Re-King of the Hill)
Hank Hill
Eastside or Westside
This game seems like a rip of the famous "two word game"....
Oh and east side.
Puzzle pirates or Runescape
What? How can you even juxtapose them? Puzzle Pirates of course. It's like the difference between chocolate and shit.
Chocolate or shit?
Shit.
Pointless forum games or e-girl discussions?
What's an e-girl?
To be or not to be?
Not to be.
Gnomes or Hafllings?
Gnomes are little bit more round generally.. Chubby = <3.
Nod or Frown?
(Don't forget to give reasons WHY you choose the one you do!)
Frown, less muscle power needed.
Paladin or Blackguard?
Paladin; saving Damsels in Distress always has its upsides.
Love or Hate?
Spread the love!
Guitars; Acoustic or Electric?
Electric, adds that extra bit of static love to the air.
Son or daughter?
Son; less stuff to buy.
Fugly or Ugly?
Fugly, at least then you get extra points, with Ugly its just a bad night.
Walking or Running?