Fellow citizens,
I have been called a paedophile, some one who sexually interferes with children.
I have had the filthy accusation of being a Duergar in disguise leved at me.
Both those insults are mortal ones and they do so in order to provoke me into attacking them with violence.
This shows the level of desperation and absolute disgusting shamelessness of those candidates that offer you nothing AT ALL but are HELLBENT on stopping me from becoming your servant & elected official.
Instead what I will do is formally challenge them, one at a time, to fight each of them to a death duel in the arena under the supervision of the watch and the school of war. These battles will be done in public, no more words hurled, no more posters plastered up, just a simple priest who believes with absolute conviction that he is right and is the most worthy candidate for this city.
If Martel and K'talka refuse this challenge, then they prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are rank cowards, not worthy of serving you, the people of this city. I am prepared to walk out and draw a line in the blood stained sands against this sort of crap that has plagued this city. I will stand with axe in hand because sometimes you have to smash the teeth out of the evil gits that insult you so that they learn the object lesson that there is always a price to be paid for their misdeeds.
I am prepared to die for my principles as I have no fear of death and if I fall, then you will get the councilors that the gods deem fit for your city.
They have 1 day to respond.
Porki Thule Priest of Moradin
This message has been bought to you by the Campaign to elect Porki Thule