Before you vote for Porki Thule, ask yourself this: What could he be doing with his other hand in this picture? If you don't know, are you really willing to take the chance?

K'talka Gautieri is more than willing to undergo any investigations into her humanity. Is Porki Thule willing to undergo investigations into the allegations of child fondling that have been posted against him?

VOTE K'TALKA GAUTIERI: SHE ONLY FONDLES FOR JUSTICE!