I'd just like to personally thank K for taking the time and effort in dispelling the rumours that some poor deluded sod seems to cling to like a security blanket. I quote her own posters and use her own words as that is the best way to say what needs to be said:
Porki Thule is a candidate for the upcoming elections. Porki Thule has never openly worn gold and black armor. Porki Thule has never lived in a large fortress. Porki Thule has never led an army of mercenaries who terrorized Lower. Porki Thule most -definitely- has never powdered his dark grey skin when he went out in public.
Once again it is heartening to note that some people still appear to show common decency and respect the truth even if the fountain of truth has been peed in by incontinent gits with poor bladder control.
As a candidate running for Upper Council, I have no intention of renewing the toll gate nor do I see any point in trying to re-unite Upper with Lower. You, the people of Lower, have made it pefectly clear of your desire for independance.
What I would like to say though is that if I am elected, I will endevour to work with the owners of the brewery in a joint effort to get it running at full capacity. It would be good to see it being finally free of drunken louts who insist on puking in the ale vats and an industry restored to Lower.
Candidate Porki Thule Bring Back the Beer!