[The handwriting is sloppy, childlike, and gramatically incorrect but the letter smells faintly of alcohol]

Hey I was just wonderin how much it cost to rent that builin you got over there in the canal district id like to rent her out and stuff my name is trias bartel and I sleep at the pissing crone if you want to send a letter to me thats fine thank you.

-Trias Bartel

*Strange stain here, which smells like ale*

*Strange stain here, too.*