To Whom It May Concern:

Free your mind from the constraints of humdrum humdrummery! Clerics and other dogmatics, some of which are blinded by their own futile beliefs to deal with the realities of the underdark have qualms about whom they sell to and what they sell!

Not so for me!

I offer mind protecting potions and wands, protecting one from evil or good as the case may be! My prices are reasonable, my goods are impetuous, my defenses impregnable and with them you can be just ferocious!

Simply leave word for Hobbes at the Last Stand Inn, and I will be happy to fill any order.

Sincerely,

"Hobbes"