Dear Editor,

I write as a concerned citizen because I am deeply troubled by the obviously sordid and depraved personalities of two of the candidates who are running for council.

The first individual named Martel Smyth, a notorius player of the pink oboe, has engaged in a malevolent campaign of outright slander and misrepresentation. The spiteful level of vitriol and hatred that Smyth flings at other candidates, who have done nothing at all to provoke Smyth shows an unmistakably demonstrative base and spineless man who has the moral fibre of a wet fish nor does he have any common decency.

My family & I are decent and hard working people, law abiding citizens that want a safe place to raise our children. So far all we have seen from Martel Smyth are a thin tissue of falsehoods and malicious accusations. We hear nothing about fixing the metal shortage or trying to bridge the chasms that has so divided our home. He proports to represent Sancturians for peace & justice however his words ring hollow.

Then we hear of promises of sexual perversion, decadence and sickening drunken orgies to be imposed upon us by this K harpy. I don’t want to live in the sort of world where poor young elven women are condemned to a beastial form of slavery just to grease the way for K’s rise to power. This is exactly the opporsite of the type of society we wish to be. She has nothing in the way of policies and expects us to provide her with ideas. What an airhead!

Both of them are nothing more than cynical, underhanded, nasty twurps!

It’s about time that the concerns of ordinary gods fearing folk be heard. We’re sick & tired of hearing vague promises of action. We want to live in a safe & harmonious community that encourages decency, respect and a reverence for the gods.

-signed- Mrs Gargantua Wobblebottom