My fellow citizens,

Once again my character has been called into disrepute but that does not bother me for I am made of stronger mettle.

In fact I am heartened that this person feels so threatened and fearful of me and my honest, plain & blunt speaking. This gives me a warm glow deep down inside friends, a healthy sense of satisfaction that I am doing the right thing for you all.

We have a choice before us friends and that is to ignore the feeble rantings of a deranged imbecile who has nothing to offer the people of this city snd also that we band together to fight for a better tomorrow for all. I want a prosperous future, a safe future for us & the children of this city. I believe that we must act in unison, strive to cross the obsticles of adveristy that the doomsayers and knockers of genuine talent would place in our path.

We have to reject the dogmas of fear and division that the people who would try to buy your support with cheap trinkets like free beer. A single free beer can be drunk in an instant but consider if we harness the potential and create a lake of beer for all to swig from? We can rebuild the brewry from which the ale can flow like sweet rain to all

And do we not feel cheapened & degraded by the tackey and slutty promises of Elven girls to be used for our base pleasures? Does that not denegrate the Elven people? Does that mean that this K creature encourages sexual slavery and forced prostitution? Did we not, as a people, flee such evil practises to live in freedom and safety and without fear? Yet here is a candidate extolling these virtues of vice and brutal sexual slavery to meet her own ends and that is power over you all. She is making it a central plank of their campaign. Do we want this a community?

NO I SAY!

We should reject with vehemence this foul & disgusting proposition of sexual servitude of poor helpless elven girlies and send it packing back to the foul regions whence it slithered in from.

Stand with me citizens and reject this rubbish.

Be not dazzelled by the smoke and mirrors and shiney trinkets of the charlatans who would enslave you with gilded chains.

This message has been bought to you by the Campaign to elect Porki Thule