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VOTE FOR PORKI THULE!

*posters displayed about the city*

THE RIGHT THULE FOR THE JOB

That’s right fellow citizens, when you need things done right, you need the right tool to get the job done properly.

And that’s what I’m standing for, to get the job done!

What is the job I hear you ask? Well for a start, getting this city going again in the right direction. Too much has happenned to fracture this community, too many arguments, spats, murders, revolts and break away movements. This city needs to remember one thing and one thing above all, that we are all alone down here in the Underdark and that all around us are a bunch of merciless bastards that want to enslave us or use us for ghastly rites and experiments. We escaped that crap to find our way here. Sure it’s not home as many of you recall but by Moradin, its a dam sight better that scratching out a pathetic existence out there pissing yourselves in abject terror while you are hiding under a rock out there in the dark from Drow, Beholders, Squids and Duergar.

This city has the potential to be something great but it can only happen if it’s people have the will and courage and fortitude to unite against those that seek to oppress us. We need to recognise that the enemy is not always within, but rather is all about us. We need to put an end to these petty spats and feuds that divide us and focus on what we have in common and that is not wanting to return to the fate we managed to escape from.

I have been here a very long time, I have seen much and I can offer the wisdom of my people, the dwarves, who have dwelt under the earth for generations. We know what needs to be done! We know how to run cities underground for we are dwarves! Lets not bother about the past mistakes made but focus on what we can do NOW for the future. I ask you, people of Sanctuary, to put a dwarf who knows about mining and engineering on the council, a dwarf who believes in this citys future.

What have I done for this city I hear some of you ask? I daily fight the chosen & Undead aberations down near Barak-Tor on behalf of the city and have personally slaughtered well over a hundred of my clan’s & this citys enemies in single combat. I have stood alone at the top of the stairs, desperately holding the line against the lizards invasion when all around me were dead watchmen and citizens. I have started to prospect for iron with other concerned citizens so that we can rebuild this city’s economy and I plan to continue to do so regardless of whether or not I win a seat on council. I will seek to have a forge established and a metals industry founded so as to drive our stagnant economy forward towards a golden future.

My other policies are ending the tolls that were impossed on New Dunwarren and Lower. These were a mistake and imposing economic sanctions in the attempt to win back these sesscionists hasn’t worked. You can attract more flies with honey than with vinegar. By ending the tarriff and by direct negotiations, I will endevour to draw back into the community those prodigal elements who left us in a fit of pique.

I will be strongly endorsing the creation of a standing army that incorporates all citizens of this community. We need a force separate from the Watch and Spellguard that acts soley for the external defense of our city from the threats that lurk out in the darkness.

So people of Sanctuary, I ask for your vote. I ask that you vote for a future that will benefit you all.

VOTE FOR PORKI THULE!

THE RIGHT THULE FOR THE JOB!