Post your theories here.

ExileStrife worships a composite of Ancient Aztec and D'Arsay religions which require him to be close to the sun even when it has set.

His cowboys and indians covers are in the wash?

It was the quickest thing he could find to throw over and conceal his pink satin sheets with red lip-prints.

(Oh, wait, those are my sheets...)

Fact is, they were never even close to ExileStrife.

Those covers belong to TEH PIRATES.

His bed is some sort of portal to the sun and/or moon.

A combination of a few of the things you all said-

so, it's quite simple you see...

ExileStrife worships a composite of Ancient Aztec and D'Arsay religions which require him to be close to the sun even when it has set

so his bed is a mult-dimensional portal to every star in the universe, particularly our sun

but the only way he was able to attain the bedsheets was by stealing them by TEH PIRATES.

I think every hippie chick I dated in college had those exact bed sheets...

Pup I think every hippie chick I dated in college had those exact bed sheets...

ExileStrife What they were used for before that time eludes me.

Hint: Covering beds.

the covers are merely a beard - a pathetic attempt to distract us from the small dell laptop hotwired into an old box of tricks which clearly runs the entire efu server, and is presumably about to burst into flames. i'm amazed the server is ever up! i suspect it is aided by the sun/moon energy focussed by the aforementioned bed coverings. maybe one of you really really clever computer types could write some code to have these covers installed on every bed in the crone - perhaps that's what accounts for the loss of hitpoints when you rest there???

Pup I think every hippie chick I dated in college had those exact bed sheets...

I live an hour from ol' Strife's home town of Madison. It is refered to as "The Poeples Republic of Madison" by many, and is indeed home to countless thousands of tree-huggin' hippies. XD