For your entertainment, as we await the return of the server on-line... :D

Sung to the tune of "Money for Nothing", by Dire Straits

(I want my I want my EfU I want my I want my EfU)

Now look at them yo-yo's, that's the way you do it You be a DM on your EfU That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks free, too

Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Lemme tell ya them guys ain't dumb Maybe get a blister on your keyboard finger Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We gotta run these low-level errands Pie and spellguard deliveries We gotta move these goods for Norma We gotta map these territories

See the little drow elf with the earring and the make-up Yeah, buddy, that's his own hair That little drow elf got his own pet Wraith Spiders That little drow elf, he's a millionaire

We gotta run these low-level errands Pie and spellguard deliveries We gotta move these goods for Norma We gotta map these territories

Oowa, oowa

We gotta run these low-level errands Pie and spellguard deliveries We gotta move these goods for Norma We gotta map these territories

Look at here, look out

I shoulda learned the Aurora toolset I shoulda learned them server scripts I'd be rolling 30th-level characters, man, Instead I don't get zip

And he's up there, makin' what, a new quest area? He'll make the players look like chimpanzees Oh, that ain't workin', that's the way you do it Get your money for nothin', get your chicks for free

We gotta run these low-level errands Pie and spellguard deliveries We gotta move these goods for Norma We gotta map these territories

Listen here

Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it You be a DM on your EfU That ain't workin', that's the way you do it Money for nothin' and your chicks free, too

Money for nothin' Chicks for free Got your money for nothin' Chicks for free

Money for nothin' Chicks for free Get your money for nothin' And your chicks for free

(I want my, I want my I want my, I want my EfU I want my, I want my I want my, I want my EfU) That ain't workin'

Someone has a little too much time on their hands! =)

Creative, to say the least.

I like it! :D

Well done Jack

I love anything Dire Straits, as well as anything EfU. So what, no "Sultans of Swing" parody? :lol:

Love it!

You're all insane.

(Sung to the tune of "Operator" by Jim Croce)

NEED DM NOW GRIEFER JUST KILLED ME OMG OMG I THINK HES LOOTING MY BODY ANY DMS AT ALL I JUST GOT KILLED IN TOWN HALL HIS NAME WAS PWNGOD HIS BRIGHT PINK SKIN WAS GAUDY

"ISNT THAT THE WAY THEY SAY IT GOES" I SAY F*** ALL THAT AND GIVE ME MY GOLD BACK AND ALL MY ITEMS ILL POWERLEVEL SO NEXT TIME I FIGHT HIM ILL PWWWN ILL JUST I.E. HIS TRUE STRIKE UNARMED I.P.A. I ONLY HOPE MY B.A.B. WILL BE OKAY AND ILL PAY HIM BACK OMG DM PLEASE HAX

Looks like some people are fiendin' out :roll:

Yes, I'd say so from the look of things.

*furious applause for LoveTheSuit*

Nice twist on Jim Croce LTS, yes very nice indeed!

Ok my turn - here is a new take on 10CC's "Dreadlock Holiday"

I was walking down the street, concentrating on doing right. I heard a dark voice beside of me [uh-huh] and I looked round in a state of fright I saw four faces, one madman and three goblins from the gutter. They looked me up and down a bit and then turned to each other.

I said, “I don't like Lower! Oh no, I love it! I don't like Lower! Oh no, I love it!” Don't you just walk thru my world, you got to show some respect! Don't you walk thru my world 'Cause you ain't heard me out yet!

Well he looked down at my silver chain, and said “I'll give you one gold eh?” I said you've got to be joking man, it was a present from Old Norma! He said “I like it I want it. I'll take it off your hands and you'll be sorry you crossed me. You'd better understand that you're alone, and a long way from home”

And I say I don't like Lower no no I love it! I don't like Lower oh no I love it! Don't you cramp me style! Don't you queer on me pitch! Don't you walk thru my world, 'cause you ain't heard me out yet!

I hurried back to the Last Stand pool, sinking Victory Bitter. I heard a soft voice beside me say, “Would you like something hotter?” She said “I've got it if you want it? My harvest is the best and if you try it you'll like it and wallow in a Underdark holiday....”

And I say “Don't like Upper oh no I love her! Don't like Upper oh no I love her oh yeah Don't you walk thru her world, you got to show some respect! Don't you walk thru her words 'cause you ain't heard her out yet.

I don't like Lower, I love it (Underdark Holiday) I don't like Upper, I love it (Underdark Holiday) Don't like Sanctuary, I love her (Underdark Holiday)

*While eating a Danish, Domare watches the severe and adverse affects of delirium set in to the EfU player base as a result of EfU withdrawals. Afterwards, Domare says a prayer to the EfU gods, pops some valium with a chaser of coffee, and digs in for a long, cold, and lonely night.*

:)

lol.

I'm so tempted to post a wcsherry themed 'Girls just wanna have fun.'

>_>

Lower4Lyfe

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