Running through a quest, you can't help but smirk at the stupid things the characters say(things like, "I'm gunna rip off your head, and make it my puppet!".) So, I got to thinking. What if they said different things? Or said things to react to each situation? What would they say?..... Well, go wild, what do you think they'd say?

Go for the eyes, Boo! Go for the eyes! Raaaagh!

Since this is my first post on the server i guess this is pretty silly but once in a while it would be funny to hear a character say...."can we stop soon i need to have a movement". :P

DAMN YOUR EYES

Me hungry!

Hmm, I've always been a fan of personal catch-phrases. For instance, the hearty dwarf yelling "Hoi!" as you charge about, or my new little favorite, "Teeha!"

Make up one of your own today!

Necromancer: "Darkness take you!" Kobold: "Yip! Yip!" Goblin Mage/Chief: "Is time for death, yis?!" Duergar Barbarian/Chieftain: "My axe in your head and your blood on the floor!"

That's all I got.

"Ouch! Dammit, retreat!" "How has your day been so far?" "Come down here so I can stab you!" "NI!"

It's going to be said one way or another......

What time is it?

WORNTIME

"Today is a good day for the other bastards to die! CHARGE!"

"TONIGHT WE DINE IN -- hey is that a chicken?"

[Prepare to mount a frontal assault as the others try to patch up...] LeeeeEEEeeRooooooY!1!shiftoneone!

Skrillix It's going to be said one way or another......

What time is it?

WORNTIME

I do kick much ass, it must be said.

*EDIT*

I wanted to quote myself, but I didn't want to appear horrendously vain. :( Thank you, Skrillix.

"Gadzooks!"

It had to be said, Dan. Especially after watching you when we were raiding [Spoiler]...

"It's Worntime!" [Polymorphs into an Umber Hulk.]

That was lol.

Worn cheated in barfights =(.