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Stormborn

[The following pages are scribbled hastily and you can almost imagine that the author was grudgingly writing this with the slippy handwork. Extremley fine sketchings coloured with berry juice, mucus, blood, and other natural recources of colour are everywhere they can be. Misspellings are here and there, along with poor word choice. The writer almost 'speaks' to himself during almost each and every paragraph, writing down what he's saying]

Stormborn A Self-Book by Drax Stormborn.

Okay... Um.. Yish. What should I do? Write?! I fricken' hate writing! I hate all books! Except the Moral Stories for children 3 to 7. Those are pretty good, you know. Oh, so I have to write down my life? Sounds... more fun than this. Wait, why in the nine hells am I still writing this? Why can't I stop. Okay, I'll stop.... Now! Damn it!

Okay, so I guess I should write about my history, findings and all that junk, so here I go.

Journal Entry One

I guess I'll start off with how I got in this place. Kinda like it here...

Well, my tribe, the Stormborn, originated from the great Illuskan humans of the North. In fact, we lived in the northern mountain regions of Faerun, and were a war-based clan.

You see, I wasn't as great and powerful as I am now-I was but a weakling, with little strength. I was destined to become either a Mage, Scribe, or Map-Maker-I wished to become a Map-Maker, due to my love of exploration.

We lived near four large caves, each with many sub-caves that were useful for ambushes and shelter, but there was one cave we never used-Hells' Cave, a dark cavern that reeked of blood and evil, and legend was that it led to the entrance of the Nine Hells.

So, after mapping out the nearby forests and village a few times, it became a personal goal to map out the caves. I did so, and by the time I had recreated seven-maps of each cave (cept' for Hells' Cave), the Elders grew tired of me. At the age of nine, they gave me an ultimatum;

To be exiled in the perilous mountains, or map out Hells' Cave.

This would be rather cruel to a normal person, but to Stormborn kin, this was a light punishment for being a useless body. If I had chosen to become an Exile, I would've died anyways because of the wildlife, horrid weather, and of course, the enemy clans.

So, I did what I could. I entered Hells', and found myself in a small opening with a dozen tiny puddle-ponds filled with ugly fish and legless, wingless locusts. I looked around for a few minutes, and heard a few crashes.

*Kkr-auk*

They (the Elders and a few Soldiers) had started to cave me in, laughing at me, taunting how useless I was. When the mouth of the cave was nearly filled, they stopped, leaving tiny cracks where light peeped out of.

For a decade and a half, I slept, ate, and hunted in that dreaded cave. When daylight came, I would stab the fishes and insects with rocks, eating them vicously and quickly. I'd try removing the barricade, only to find that they put more rocks reinforcing the rock-wall. I made a personal project of making it a living space and to excercise my growning strength-to destroy my clan for revenge.

At age eighteen and three-quarters, I was fit and quick, but everything I had trained for didn't prepare me for what was about to happen next.

Six Tentacle-Heads (or Ill-i-thids, like my friend Roman said) marched in, bringing me deeper into Hells'. After fourteen days, I was exhausted; these Ill-i-thids were tireless and my feet were blistered from run-walking, hitting sharp rocks and getting bit by strange, winged ant-scorpions.

On the fifteenth day, I could tell there was no returning... The twists and turns of the Hells' Cave was impossible to remember unless you had some kind of powerful brain. I don't think the Tentacle-Heads even knew what they were doing.

But then, at (night? day?) four red-plate wearing Paladins marched in, attacking them with vigour, slicing off their heads easily. I remember it clearly; there were two women, a man, and a portly, hooded one. The man pushed me into a passage, telling me, "Run! Run to Sanctu[ary?]m!"

I ended up in a dark cave with an ugly, little, grey man named Nurtle who told me to give a map to Ivlysar, a supposedly long-dead man, so says a woman in the Seekers' H.Q. I walked the way into a large, gate-protected city known as Sanctuary, part of New Dunwarren.

So, there you have it. How I ended up in Sanctuary. Whew! My hand is all cramped, now! Better put somethin' cold on it or el-damn it, I'm doing it again!

Journal Entry Two

[The former writing is scribbled out]

I've regained my sanity, but today's events were challenging it. I met a Stormborn who is extremley unlike me. She's moral and doesn't lust for blood... But I feel a connection. A blood and spiritual connection.

I've also found Table, or 'Karley' again. She seems to be afraid of me. I wonder why. She had a companion, a woman that can be described in two words; frustrating yet intriguing.

I have named her the Pale Lady or Nameless, due to her unwillingless to tell me here true name. This frustrates me to no end.

Journal Entree Three

As I write in my journal, I think to myself; why do Elves have big ears? It's ridiculous! Can they hear better? If so, why don't I have big, pointy ears? Why doesn't anybod-what the hell? Did I just spell entry-entree? Aw, sonova..... You know what, paper? I'm going to invent a new thing. It'll allow you to destroy misspellings, and make the paper all new and shiny again!

Wait. Do Wizard's have a spell that can do that? I better ask Jandar. Jandar. What a wierd name.

Jandar. Darjan. Radjar. Adjarn.

Not much wierder than Dullman. I mean, that's just so damn cruel!

I drew some pictures compareing... Wait. Compareing? Damn it, not again! Ughh! I'll just draw the pictures and show you all it.

Not bad, if I say so myself.

[The following entry isn't labled, and scrawled hastily]

I met an Elf Swordsman today... He asked to me to have a friendly duel.

If only I had known.

We fought, I winning both rounds-fraid' the first wasn't really fair-he was holding back. Out of nowhere, a little ass named Gary appeared, telling me that we could go into a battle for his 'great lord'. We would win a prize either way, evidently.

....

Well, Table... was with us too, and decided to go with us. We all fought, fighting... ourselves, in the turns of the Elf, Karley, and me.

The 'evil me' came last and Mask must've possessed him... me? It himself and copied me, cuz' it was dead on, too. He was good-looking, strong, but something was wrong... He called Table 'girl'! She is a table, not a girl! Girls talk alot, and tables don't. Karley doesn't talk, so therefore, she is Table.

So I smote him. Yep. After that, my mighty doppleganger killed the Elf, and he was brought to the loser's area to watch. After the round, I and Karley fought a bear. Cake, but I died in the process...And was brought near the Elf, and watched Table fight the last opponent... Some bark girl.

Long, boring story short, Karley won... And we got to meet our host...

An Illithid. Tentacle-Head. Mind Flayer. Bastard.

He put one of his tentacles up mine and the Elf's nose, and gave Karley the gold. We were transported back and Karley ran off... with our money and from a Spellguard!

The man arrested us, and led us to the Tower for checking of 'probes'.

All of a sudden, when he left to get some operater, I and the Elf started to speak nonsense!

What the Hell is Babbletime?! I have to know!

I bet Isovien knows it!

Or that damn Table. She probably stays silent so she can keep all the secrets.

Jandar, maybe...

Or Agrael? Nah... Better give im' his present when I see im', though.

Well, anyways, they operated on me... And nearly killed me! The voices came out of my head... and...

I'm better now.

[The writing ends abruptly, and the lettering fades slightly, but a newer, shorter passage is written right after it in a finer, more bold font]

Wow. This is really horrible. I never realized how bad I was at writing.

Journal Entry Five

Iso's been killed.... trying to free slaves...

Bastard Spellguard. Agrael told me all about them, running up to her an' attacking... Taking her an' Thorain's life... Whoever the Hell Thorain is.

I've sent a letter to the Spellguard. Perhaps they have her body... The woman in the Lower Shrine of Ibrandul has said she can ressurect a person... I can only hope.

No sign of Jandar either. I'm becoming worried-and to add to my problems, a bitch tracker is mocking me, destroying my reputation...

On the lighter side, I have found a Shrine to Tempus... I didn't believe Sanctuary, or the whole entire Underdark, would even have a shrine to Foehammer.... I still hope to find a shrine to the Stormlord...

Back on the Spellguard-Isovien issue. I'll be bringing Agrael, D'jiro, Karley, Dacus, and Welfyr if I can find them, and if they'll willingly come.

Spellguard.

Journal Entry Six

I went down into Lower today... and to my surprise, most people down there hate Spellguard to the point where'd they kill them on sight. These bastards have done a great wrong to me, but... kill them on sight? No. Not without a much larger reason.

The people I met were a goblin in armour and a man who called himself 'Bear'. Lower is strange, but... nevermind.

As I was looking for a Spellguard, I ran into these abnormal folk, but I simply stopped after about two straight hours of searching. I tried falling asleep on the road-strangely comfortable there-but only a few minutes later I was kicked... by Karley.

I wish she talked, but it didn't seem to matter-she shook her head when I asked her if she knew of Iso's killer....

I feel like something bad is going to happen very soon...

Journal Entry Seven

I'm... regretting that I told Agrael. He believes I should work 'from the inside' to get information about Isovien. I know these guys aren't exactly virtuous, but I know their at least civilized.

Agrael suggests the possibility of becoming a Spellguard Associate-I've seen their posters.. Greatsword-toting man protecting some kind of mage-a Spellguard, I guess.

Would I be a good Spellguard... guard? Maybe I could gain their trust... I wouldn't mind guarding that Sennik guy for a while. Doesn't seem too bad of a person-but damn, is he ugly.

What would Isovien say once-if-I resurrect her?! She was killed by a Spellguard. (Was she?) Eh.... I also want to see about that School of War-and get revenge on that Tentacle-Headed bastard...... Intryzz.

::=::=:: To Do List ::=::=::

-Talk with School of War. -Talk with Sennik. -Join either the Spellguard Associate or War School. -Learn how to track that Tentacle-Head. -Kill the Tentacle-Head. -Mount his Head in the Crone. -Ask people what 'Dust into Dead' or whatever Karley said. -Find a nice spot to sleep. -Get on the good side of Glow-Eyes. -Beat the Hell out of the Loons with Glow-Eyes at my (our?) side.

Damn.