Proprietor,
My name is Leslie Ubel. I have noticed you have in your possession the ring of Johnny Dimes, and are selling it for a large price. I don't have interest in buying it, but I did note your apparent interest in his things.
As such, maybe this will interest you. I have in my possession the skull of Dimes, taken from the office of the late Apathetic Annie. There is, however, something that I want. I need an arm. Misplaced my own left one, and I rather miss having something there. Mechanical or otherwise'll do, so long as it functions. I'll even toss in my own, if it interests you. Never know what it might be worth, someday.
If you want to talk it over, let me know. Reachable at Sewer Town.
-Leslie Ubel