*written in practiced script*

Dear Sir,

I have found myself recently in this city and although it's a relief from the underdark I have found myself with near nothing to live off of. I humbly ask that I may work for you to get up on my feet again. I am an accomplished bellydancer in my own right and can entertain your guests as well as serve drinks and other simple tasks you may require. All I ask for is a place to stay and a little help in establishing myself. I will speak to you or any of your staff about this. Thank you for your notice.

Leah