It is time to take back our freedom.

People of Lower Sanctuary. All people of Lower. For years we have allowed abuse. We have endured neglect. We have been cast aside. We have forged forward, on our own, living from meal to meal.

We lead a meek existence. We are not a rich people. We are not a pretty people. We are a real people. We are a free people.

Freedom is often enough. But, I ask you, how free are we? Upper slowly moves against us, like a thief in the night. Slowly moving in on us. Slowly imposing their rules once again on us. Slowly working to undermine our free society. Do not be fooled. Simply because they have not declared themselves our masters yet, does not mean they will not begin to reign us in. Already, they try to take our coin with their toll booths. They try to put their hands in our affairs, bringing their laws to our land. They move their markers further and further, taking up more and more of our land.

Well, People of Lower. I will tell you something you may have heard whispered on the winds. Upper is failing. Upper is dying. Their toll booths have been set up, because their coffers run dry. Soon, they will be a poor folk. Their territory has been split into many, and so they seek to take some of ours.

Do not endure their tyrrany. Do not endure injustice.

Together, we can keep Upper out of our affairs, and out of our lives.

Together, we can make sure all of Lower is prosperous, and happy.

Together, we can ensure that no child of ours goes hungry.

And, together, we can ensure that every slaving tyrant who resides above us gets exactly what they have coming.

The time has come, Lower. Long have I lived here, in the muck with all of you, my brothers and sisters. Now, together, side by side let all of us take back the freedom we once enjoyed.

If you are willing to fight for that which you would have, seek me.

-Lascivious Leslie Ubel