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THE MONASTERY...

A man is driving down the road and his car breaks down near a monastery.

He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?"

The Monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car.

As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound not like anything he's ever heard before.

The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind.

He doesn't sleep that night. He tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such an intriguing and seductive sound.

The next morning, he asks the Monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a Monk."

Distraught, the man is forced to leave.

Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again.

The Monks reply, "We can' t tell you. You're not a Monk."

The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a Monk, then please, make me a Monk."

The Monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a Monk."

The man sets about his task.

After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A Monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the Monks.

"In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I travelled the earth and have found what you asked for:

By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."

The Monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a Monk. We shall now sh ow you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound."

The Monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door."

The Monks give him the key, and he opens the door.

Behind the wooden door is another door- it is made of stone.

The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby.

And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond.

Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The Monks say, "This is the last key to the last door."

The man is apprehensive to no end. His life's wish is behind that door!

With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is utterly amazed to discover the source of that haunting and seductive sound......

But, I can't tell you because you're not a monk.

:P

Oh man, that's a cool story. But damn you, damn you! I want to know! *leaves to travel the earth, counting blades of crass*

*manical giggles* 8)

Thats very mature but the answer to this sound is within the spellguard tower I BET!

The Spellguard Tower in real life? Tell us that story, Story Doctor, about how the Spellguard planeshifted to modern day Earth and are now ruling us all! It's a good tale.

Yes good Doctor, do tell us please! We can have a pajayma/slumber party at your place! We can turn down the lights, and you can shine a torchlight under your chin for dramtic effect as you regale us with your tales of mystery, suspense and imagination. We can hold hands and sip hot chocolate and eat scrummy biscuits and not worry about leaving crumbs on the floor. Won't that be smashing? :wink:

NOte none of this is proven facts just theorys from very reliable sources proven including spellguard pcs.

Alright basically everything in EFU Really did happen! However though it all started with fredrick Bresly. (AKA HOWLAND!.) You see Fredrick never escaped the spellguard put him on a time Machine( that time machine still exists its in the spellguard tower and most members infact know about it.) In the future Fredrick become Thomas jefferson. HE was so pro freedom because he was a hipocrite because he owned slaves himself. Fredrick bresly also was a hipocrite the seekers are his slaves. It turns out fredrick bresly was a elf. So he was able to live through American history until Never winter nights was created in wich he made EFu The town he was based on. Well you may say but fredrick was hundreds of years ago. Spellguards kept coming to the future informing him events in sanctuary. Thats where the server gets its plots and ideas. Also the spellguard infact rule America as we speak. I have to report George W Bush is infact a animatron and most congress and senators are animatrons MAde with state of the art materials. Also Area 51 What is area 51? Besides hundreds of ilithid dead bodys implants and tecchnology there exists a elevator that gos al the way to the machine. Most of the curent Dms know Howlands true identity why Sherry is infact my social studies teacher named Shari sent to spy and stalk people who know the truth. PLUS SHARI GAVE ME A C PLUS IN SOCIAL STUDIES I DESERVED HIGHER. Sherry is melinda bresly. Sorry friends melinda is a vampire but now she is a Dm posing as sherry. And dosent control the spellguard rumor has it she is making romantic overtures to commander simms.

Macadies so far is the only Dm that was a ordinary person and curentl dosent yet know the truth. However he is planning a dm mutiny of the Server just like willks planned a mutiny of the tiger eyes and destroyed one of EFUS BEST FACTIONS EVER AND MADE LOWER MORE BORING WAIT TO GO CADDIES!

A truly epic tale. Thank you, Story Doctor! :D You should write more. I enjoy reading them. :)