*The following invitation is left at the Temple of Hoar, The Beacon and The Pissing Crone*

Fellow Citizens of Lower,

In an effort to bring stability and promote economic and social growth, The Dirty Nancies would like to hold a congress of the respected institutions in lower. It is our hope that a discussion can begin to take place regarding the future of Lower and its people with the stated goal of breaking the cycle of poverty and violence that continues to plague our home. For the first time in hundreds of years, the people of lower are truly free. It is now our challenge to do something with that freedom, while keeping hold of the principles that make our home so wonderful.

Please respond as soon as you are able with the name of your representative. You are welcome to bring a body guard with you, though it is our promise that one will not be needed.

For a Brighter Future, -The Dirty Nancies