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*Attention to all citizens*

*Posted prominately around Upper and near the stairs to Barak-Tor*

People of Sanctuary,

we of Clan Stoutheart are getting mightly sick of idiots who ignore the DANGER sign and venture below to Barak-tor and spark up our irksome neighbours.

I have no objections to fools who seek their own death however I would suggest that you go and feed yourself to something else, preferably a horde of rats and above all, do so ELSEWHERE!

I would like to point out that if I do personally catch some moron who deliberately ignores the signs and goes below without an invitation or uses due care and endangers the lives of innocent people here by drawing the attention of the nasty buggers that us in clan stoutheart have to fight EVERY day, then I will personally hunt them down and smash their kneecaps....slowly use VERY harsh language and wave my finger in their face for being extremely silly & naughty people!

*signed*

Porki Thule Elder, Founder, War Chief and Priest of the AllFather Clan Stoutheart

*Porki is seen updating the posters*