I dedicate my 1000th post to everyone who's made my time here on EFU so special, and who've made me come back each day.
- To Kroffz, for being the one I can always rely on, and whom I can always twink my items with.
- To RobDeHauteville and Linelle, for our many threesomes. You are both awesome incarnate, and have stood by me in both good times and both since the early days.
- To Thilodius and Eraamion, two people very close to me I unfortunatly hardly see these days. I could always rely on the both of you in my times of trouble, and the both of you knew how to pull me out of my depressions.
- To DruQks and MrGrendel, who, the both of them, unfortunatly, hardly grace us with our presence anymore these days. You are both utterly hilarious, and your never-ending optimisms always lift my mood. An additional thanks to the children of DruQks, who, like their father before them, have inspired me in many ways.
- To TheBeggar, who's the most down-to-earth and sane men EFU probably has to offer. You know how to keep me thinking level-headed.
- To Canzah, my sweet little creation, who's followed me through most of my NWN carreer. I feel like a proud tutor around him.
- To Denethen and Diamsus, my patrons of XP and lol. The two of you have grown immensely in the last year, and I'm proud to have been griefed by the two of you in our early days. Something fond has grown from it.
- To Caddies, early member of #AustGrief, my first and only angst on EFU. You're a good guy, and I will still take you up on your offer to come and visit you. I'll take lots of tax-free liquor with me, and you'll show me the babes on the Gold Coast.
- To RealityDevoid, one of the crazier folks around. He truly has Trollish Regeneration, because he somehow renews all of his trolls daily. Don't worry mate, the above offer goes for you too.
- To Wiggyboy, who I envy for his utter awesome. I go to bed at night and weep when I think that I shall never be as great as he is. I love him like the father I never knew. Indeed, it is his influence, advice and guidance that transformed me from the pathetic noob I once was to a somewhat decent roleplayer. Without his aid, patience and support I'm not sure I could have gotten through these troubling years in my life, when I grappled with coming to understand my own sexuality and explain these revelations to my parents and friends. I couldn't stand here today and say "I'm Coldburn, and I'm gay" without his support. Thank you, Wiggyboy.
- To DangerousDan, for being my baby, and I being his.
- To TRB, for being my bot, and for his unrelenting attempts to mock me.
- To Ladocicea and NC. Two guys I had quite the dislike for during my first period of the server. But they're acquired tastes, and I've grown quite fond of them. I thank you for all your advice and help you've given me over time, especially when I least expected, and most needed it - Even if you're both not aware about that fact.
- To Dolorous_Edd, Eddy_Baby, because he always comes out of nowhere with his snappy comments.
- To Kotenku, who's one of the drollest guys around, and a passionate lover, though sometimes rough.
- To Garem, my angsty little friend. We were the living proof isolationism isn't the road to power and happiness. But we've sure had great times.
- To Snoteye. I don't know what to say. I like you alot, but why? It is illogical, we are Borg.
- And finally to Anthee, my biggest bane on the server. My archnemesis, the one who holds the record by killing most of my characters. He forces me to come with new ideas, original characters, and thanks to him I've explored countless of options.
To all you others, does this mean I don't give a damn about you? Quite frankly, yes. You're just tools I use to make myself feel better, and I don't care for your insignificent little lives. Go cry in a corner.